"Difficile est satiram non scribere." (It is difficult to not write satire.) - Juvenal

Interstellar Weather

Cold. So very cold. And empty. But mostly cold.

Fighting Words Horoscopes



Taurus
    Sez You

Aries
    Wuss

Virgo
    You and What Army?

Saggitarius
    Make Me

Capricorn
    Well Boo-Freaking-Hoo

Pisces
    You Haven't Got the Cojones

Aquarius
    You Want to Take This outisde, Little Man?

Libra
   We Welcome the WMD Inspectors to Come back to Iraq (White House Only)


Office Holiday Party Etiquette

Santa isn't that lonely. Or drunk. Ted, from accounting, is both.

Just so we're clear on the concept, each item starts with an excerpt from a real news source. That part is in bold. The rest is, well, fake. I mean, who would name an Undersecretary of State "John Bolton," anyway?


February/March/April 2005

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