Just so we're clear on the concept, each item starts with an excerpt from a real news source. That part is in bold. The rest is, well, fake. I mean, who would name an Undersecretary of State "John Bolton," anyway?
5/31/03 Spaniards Blow Up Destroyer in Gulf of Tonkin!!
5/29/03 Army Medical teams Focus on SARS for purely innocent reasons
5/28/03 U.S. Seizes Palestinian Diplomat for "Being a Diplomat"
5/27/03 "Jungle Music" drives young proteins wild
5/26/03 Senate Ignores Nepalese Threat
5/25/03 Those who do not remember the past are doomed to mispronounce it
5/24/03 Boeing "shocked, just shocked" to win lucrative Pentagon Contract
5/23/03 Gold discovered in Iraq, stamped "Property of Kuwait"
5/22/03 Missile Defense to be built before being designed
5/21/03 EPA Chief Whitman escapes; hounds released
5/19/03 Holy Cow! Republican media tactics spread overseas
5/18/03 Worst Press Spokesman Ever Debuts on Fox
5/17/03 Democrats Plan Their Futures; Wolfowitz Shops
5/16/03 Bush not stoned, after all
5/15/03 Congo? Is that a real country?
5/14/03 Livermore looks for its keys
5/13/03 Bush Uses His Amazing Detective Powers
5/12/03 Keystone Inspectors at work
5/11/03 How many electoral votes does Iraq have, anyway?
5/10/03 Where's the oil?
5/09/03 Filibuster this
5/08/93 Are you ready to fight for Bulgaria?
5/07/03 France blamed for terrorism, baldness, and Mondays
5/06/03 Taking a bullet for the Boss
5/05/03 We need to teach those IraqIs a lesson
5/04/03 There was nothing suspicious about the Soyuz capsule's return to Earth. Got it?
5/03/03 The Bush Doctrine explained
5/02/03 Who needs Logic anyway?
5/01/03 One more CEO and we'll have gin!
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