Line of the Day
Patriots Win Thriller
The New England Patriots yesterday won Super Bowl LXII on the strength
of a last -minute scoring drive led by star Quarterback Thomas E.
Dewey. The New York Giants had played a surprisingly close game,
considering that the Patriots had been prohibitive favorites going in,
but they were unable to score on their last chance behind the
erratic play of the oft-abused quarterback, Harry S Truman.
The MVP trophy was awarded to Dewey...we assume. Traffic was
going to be a bear so we left a few second early. So sue us. The
end result has been called by CNN and Fox based on exit polls; who
needs to stick around for the last minute of the game?
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