"Difficile est satiram non scribere." (It is difficult to not write satire.) - Juvenal


January 2008
February 2008
Line of the Day


Patriots Win Thriller

The New England Patriots yesterday won Super Bowl LXII on the strength of a last -minute scoring drive led by star Quarterback Thomas E. Dewey.  The New York Giants had played a surprisingly close game, considering that the Patriots had been prohibitive favorites going in, but they were unable to score on their last chance behind the erratic play of the oft-abused quarterback, Harry S Truman.

The MVP trophy was awarded to Dewey...we assume.  Traffic was going to be a bear so we left a few second early. So sue us.  The end result has been called by CNN and Fox based on exit polls; who needs to stick around for the last minute of the game?

Warning! The Line of the Day is not an authorized infotainment product! It contains material not previously cleared/authored by Karl Rove. By definition, therefore, it is a farrago of lies and pretentious word choices. Only the part in bold is stolen from actual news sources.