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January 2008
10/08/08
Navy Lawyer Promoted to "Civilian"
10/09/06
Google! Boo!
10/11/06
Justice Runs Out of Ideas
10/12/06
It's Hard Out There For Karl Rove
10/20/06
Rove Sick of 99 Bottles of beer Song
10/26/06
Candidate Sorry to Slime Rival
11/08/06
Rove Seeks New Challenges
11/12/06
Dems promise to Fail in Bold New Ways
11/17/06
Bo Dies One For The Gipper
11/26/06
Maker of WMD "Sorry"
11/27/06
Sports Stays Classy
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