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Navy Lawyer Promoted to "Civilian"
Justice Runs Out of Ideas
It's Hard Out There For Karl Rove
Rove Sick of 99 Bottles of beer Song
Candidate Sorry to Slime Rival
Rove Seeks New Challenges
Dems promise to Fail in Bold New Ways
Bo Dies One For The Gipper
Maker of WMD "Sorry"
Sports Stays Classy
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