| Event |
| Corporate Takeover |
| Conquest of South Vietnam |
| Result |
| "Onboarding" |
| "Re-education" |
| Place |
| Corporate TrainingCenter |
| Makeshift Detention Camp |
| Bad News |
| Inadequate cable channels |
| Alligators |
| Annoyances |
| Mushy food, volleyball, "team building": |
| Mushy food, executions, "Team Building" |
| Attitude |
| Relentless denigration of former regime |
| Relentless denigration of former regime |
| Task 1 |
| Cultural Surveys to Identify cultural flaws |
| Spontaneous Self-criticism sessions |
| Task 2` |
| Cultural survey to identify new norms |
| Political lectures on Marxism |
| Discipline, type 1 |
| Myers-Briggs Type Inventory |
| Beatings by Guards |
| Discipline, Type 2 |
| Dissatisfied workers identified, corrected |
| Dissatisfied workers identified, corrected |
| Mandatory Effort |
| Workflow analysis projects |
| Rice harvesting |
| Lecture Topic 1 |
| Identification of Corporate Goals |
| Identification of Party Goals |
| Goal |
| Development of Group Cohesion |
| Development of Group Cohesion |
| Result |
| Exodus of displaced workers |
| Exodus of Boat People |
| Icon |
| New CEO |
| Chairman Ho Chi Minh |
| Discipline, Type 3 |
| Explanation of new Travel paperwork |
| Beatings by guards |
| Lecture Topic 2 |
| Corporate structure |
| Party Organization |
| Topic it's hard to take seriously |
| Constant emphasis on new paradigm of corporate synergy between dynamically interacting endeavor teams |
| Constant emphasis on paradigm of synergy between millet harvest and progress of class struggle |
| Complaint |
| Bad Ergonomics = back pains |
| Back-breaking labor in rice paddies |
| Annoying staff |
| Relentlessly cheerful facilitators who refuse to stray from agenda |
| Screaming commandant who refuses to stray from harvesting schedule |
| Attitude |
| Hostility and resentment of new workers |
| Hostility and resentment of new cadres |
| Buzzword |
| Constantly Seeking New Growth Paths |
| Domino theory |
| Survival Strategy |
| Cultivating Facilitators can ease life |
| Bribing Guards can get extra protein |
| IdeeFixee of staff |
| Emphasis on use of new terms and usages |
| Saigon now Ho Chi Minh City |
| Result of ignoring above |
| Use of old terms cheerfully mocked |
| Use of old terms = beating from guards |
| Current Rumor |
| I hear we're going to be sold again |
| I hear China may invade |
| Lesson Learned |
| Display of old logo = beating from guards |
| Display of old logo = beating from guards |
| Hope |
| Submit and you may get your job back |
| Submit and you may get your job back |
| Suck-up's slogan |
| I'm looking forward to the new style |
| I Love Chairman Ho |
| Personal Space Issues |
| Relentless, soul-destroying surveillance of trainees; encouragement of snitches |
| Relentless, soul-destroying surveillance of trainees; encouragement of snitches |
| Realization 1 |
| Old Company doesn't look so bad now |
| Old Regime Doesn't look so bad now |
| Realization 2 |
| Only Hope: Escape to Lockhhed |
| Only Hope: Escape to Thailand |
| We here at Muskrat News apologize for comapringa recent corporate takeover to the Nazi conquest of France in 1940. It is more accurate to compare it to the fall of Saigon, as the attached chart shows: |
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