Line of the Day Archive Just so we're clear on the concept, each item starts with an excerpt from a real news source.  That part is in bold.  The rest is, well, fake.  I mean, who would name an Undersecretary of State "John Bolton," anyway? April 2003 and earlier:
4/30/03 You alwaysKnew Newt Gimgrich was a fussy baby, didn't you? 4/29/03 get youer X-Mice gear now 4/28/03 We can all learn from each other 4/2703 Somtimes a blink is just a blink 4/26/03 Don't you hate it when your scripts get mixed up? 4/25/03 Some people catch on fast 4/24/03 Ahh, the inscutable East 4/23/03 Helpful adviuce from aborad 4/22/03 Ari: Christmas in Iraq, but no Blix-en 4/21/03 Newt Drop 4/20/03 Easter 4/19/03 Korean-English Dictionary 4/18/03 Pandas with rice Home                                   May 2003 Lines of the Day
			Historical Gems More ABM News Weapons Sales Terrorist Plans KIndergarten Kops Bill of Rights How-to guide for soldiers What does Routine mean, anyway? Functioality Update Bush cracks down on crime