Just so we're clear on the concept, each item starts with an excerpt from a real news source.  That part is in bold.  The rest is, well, fake.  I mean, who would name an Undersecretary of State "John Bolton," anyway?
	November 2004 11/30/04  Really, Really Unsafe Toys 11/24/04  Dr. Rove Keeps the Drugs Flowing 11/23/04  The Lord Hates Irrational Numbers 11/19/04  GOP Gets Soft on Crime 11/17/04  Editor Concedes 11/14/04  Justice Orders More Black Hoods 11/11/04  Gonzalez Grilled By GOP 11/10/04  Shocking News 11/09/04  Rove Triumphant 11/08/04  Powell Quits 11/05/04  Still True.  Crap. 11/04/04  Oh, Crap 11/02/04  Guide To Election Results
		October 2004 10/31/04  Muskrat Endorsements 10/27/04  Iraq Detainees Sent To Live On Farm With Puppies 10/26/04  What's Arabic For "Go Invade Yourself"? 10/25/04  Justice Dept. Says Rock Beats Paper 10/21/04  Airborne Laser Almost Ready to Lase 10/20/04  Bush Dismissies Reality as "French Idea" 10/18/04  Missile Defense EIS MissesMark 10/15/04  125% of Americans Don't Understand Statistics 10/14/04  Cheney Call Kerry a "Sillykins" 10/13/04  Military Poor Judge of Punch Lines 10/11/04  Bush Jacket Bulge Solved:  It's The Monkey On His Back 10/05/04  Take Not The Muskrat's Name In Vain 10/01/04  New Office Brings Dullnes to New Level at State
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