Just so we're clear on the concept, each item starts with an excerpt from a real news source.  That part is in bold.  The rest is, well, fake.  I mean, who would name an Undersecretary of State "John Bolton," anyway?
	August 2004 08/31/04  Karl Rove Learns Arabic 08/30/04  Israeli Spy Sentenced To Appear On Larry King 08/27/04  Mr. Magoo Joins the Air Force 08/25/04  Cuban Invasion Going Well.  No Looting, Says NSC 08/24/04  Brooke Shields to Star in King Kong Remake 08/23/04  Miller Beer Features Yanni On Rock And Roll Beer Cans 08/20/04  Pentagon Tests Missile Defense System Against Placebo 08/19/04  Terrorists Use Secret Code 08/18/04 Silver-Tongued Saudis At It Again. 08/06/04  Save Water!  Don't Bathe! 08/04/05  Dilbert Translates Well Into Arabic 08/03/04  Army Buys Retro-Themed Spy Plane 08/02/04  Apple Introduces "iTumor"
		September 2004 09/24/04  Cheney Believes In Tinkerbell 09/23/04  Indian Museum Sold To White Men For Beads 09/22/04  Star Wars DVD To Feature Hot Ewok-on-Wookie Action 09/20/04  Bush To Meet Funny-Talking People at UN 09/17/04  IRS Outsources Collection Efforts 09/16/04  Editor Unable To Choose 09/14/04  Muskrat News More Stylish Than Style Itself 09/13/04  Kerry Cmpaign Fails To Deploy Charisma 09/10/04  Bush Guard Duty Exposed 09/07/04 Israeli Spy Agency Goes On Fishing Expedition 09/03/04  Zell Miller Denounces Kerry as "Soft On Invisible Ponies" 09/01/04  Rumsfelds Cites al-Qaeda Ties To Flipper
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