Just so we're clear on the concept, each item starts with an excerpt from a real news source.  That part is in bold.  The rest is, well, fake.  I mean, who would name an Undersecretary of State "John Bolton," anyway?
May 2004 05/31/04  Bush Likes To Fondle Other Men's Guns 05/28/04 Ex-Schoolmarm Laura Takes Over Bush Campaign Themes 05/27/04  New York Times Admits Errors in "Elvis Lives" Story 05/26/04  Bush Twins to Star in Real World Fallujah 05/25/04  Trickster Bush Asks Iraq's Permission to Deny Iraq's Wishes 05/24/04  Indians Defeat F-15s With Curry-Based Missiles 05/15/04  Staff Interrupts Vacation To Write 05/06/04  Apology Was Made.  Blame Was Avoided. 05/05/04  Abuse Photos Remind Bush of Fraternity Days 05/04/04  Rumsfeld Wins Nobel Prize For Acting "Shocked" At Prisoner Abuse 05/03/04  Oil Spill "Accidentally" Wipes Out Local Investigator's Files
April 2004 04/16/04  CIA Director Tenet Picks Wrong Metaphor 04/14/04  Cleric Sadr Says "Just Kidding" About VIolence 04/13/04  Supervillains Cheney, Xandor Reveal Tax Returns 04/11/04  Jesus FInally Hits the Big Time 04/08/04  Rice Provides Food For Headlines 04/05/04  Pulitzer Committee Names Muskrat News "Rookie of the Year" 04/01/04  John Bolton Calls for Invasion of Fantasy Island and Toppling of Mr. Roarke
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