10/31/03 Liberian Warmonger Dodges A Bullet
10/30/03 Global Warming Welcomed By Russians
10/29/03 CIA Makes Non-Catfish Related Science Breakthrough
10/28/03 Solar Flare "Probably Not" Caused By Supervillain
10/27/03 Congress Pans Non-Mohair Space Plane
10/26/03 Ashcroft Seeks Zimbabwean Citizenship
10/24/03 Prewar CIA Intel Copied From Encylopedia Article
10/23/03 Gibson Bible Epic Plagued - Literally - With Troubles
10/22/03 Rumsfeld Suffers From Death Squad Envy
10/21/03 Gov Bans Coffin Footage, "Depressing" Econ News
10/20/03 Jews Control World, Excpet Parts They Don't Control
10/19/03 Pentagon Sees Burning Oil Pipeline As Light At End of Tunnel
10/17/03 President's Sobriety Goes Too Far; Whiskey Declared WMD
10/16/03 Cubs Loss Not Funny
10/15/03 700 Club: The al-Jazeera of Texas Trailer Parks
10/14/03 China Nixes Live Launch TV "Out Of Respect for The Widow"
10/13/03 Monkeys Use Robot Arms To Throw Robot Feces
10/12/03 US-Vietnam Aviation Deal Calls For More Flights, Less SAM Fire
10/10/03 North Korea Invites U.S. To "Warmongers Anonymous" Meeting
10/09/03 Washington Subway "Not Smelly Enough" - Yet
10/08/03 Leno Plays Mussolini To Arnold
10/06/03 New Superfluid Made From Congressmen
10/05/06 Frost Warning In Hell As Cubs Win NLDS
10/03/03 President Struggles to Pronounce "Vindicated"; Press Struggles Not To Laugh
10/02/03 Report FInds Weapons Of Mass Poking in Iraq
10/01/03 No WMD In White House, Either