bombings in Israel, urged Iraq on Friday to copy its tactics and send
thousands of attackers with explosives strapped to their bodies into a battle
against the West.
An exasperated Donald Rumsefled commented "See, we do the same thing--send thousands of attackers into battle with explosives strapped to their bodies. But in
our case, we teach them to unstrap the explosives and throw them at the enemy
before setting them off. We find this saves a lot of money on recruitment
and training costs. Also, we use the new breech-loading repeating rifles
that work much better than the flintlocks. If Hamas wants to be taken
seriously, they need to upgrade to at least the 19th century."