LINE OF THE DAY

LINE OF THE DAY

oGoogle to acquire YouTube for $1.65 Billion

YouTube has never made a cent.

Muskrat News for sale! Still!

Like YouTube, we have never made a cent.

We are also hip and popular with the young peoples. According to Wikipedia. As of 7:20 p.m. EDT.

We await your call, Google.

Look, this should be simple. We produce a bad product, deeply flawed in many ways. We "succeed" only to the extent that we misrepresent reality, manipulate the tuth, and slander our colleagues.

We can't believe we're not in the Senate by now.

Warning! The Line of the Day is not an authorized infotainment product! It contains material not previously cleared/authored by Karl Rove. By definition, therefore, it is a farrago of lies and pretentious word choices. Only the part in bold is stolen from actual news sources.