Just so we're clear on the concept, each item starts with an excerpt from a real news source.  That part is in bold.  The rest is, well, fake.  I mean, who would name an Undersecretary of State "John Bolton," anyway?
February/March/April  2005 04/04/05  New Ideas in Store for Church, Like "Electricity" 03/31/05  Pope About To FInd Out If He Was Right 03/21/05  Lil' Kim Intrudes on Run-DMZ 03/03/05  Ten Commandments "Secular to Their Holy and Perfect Core" 03/02/05  Hole in Head Makes Man Mad, Not Sad 03/01/05  POTUS Jazzy Jef Reveals Def New Nickel 02/21/05  Bush Goes all Zen on Our Asses 02/07/05  Cheney Set to Invade Rumpus Room 02/02/05  Pope Relinquishes Control of Vatican Arsenal
January 2005 1/28/05  News Staff on Gov Payroll 1/25/05  Bush Opens Department of Rapture Affairs 1/21/05  Cheney Swears to Support and Defend Insect Overlords 1/19/05  How to Survive the Inauguration 1/18/05  Second Black Leader Still Doesn't Mak State Cool 1/13/05  New CENTCOM Plan: Ring Iran's Doorbell, Set Iraq on Fire, Run 1/12/05  Bolton Out at State, But In Helm's heart Still 1/07/05  Gonzalez Meets His Memo
December 2004 12/20/04  Muskrat News Up For Sale 12/16/04  Martha Stewart Carves Glue Gun From Bar of Soap 12/15/04  French Build Bridge to 1940 12/13/04  I Fly To Close to the Sun, And My Wings Melt 12/10/04  There Are No Second Acts in American Gameshows 12/08/04  Prayer Re-Allowed in Schools, But Only During Exams 12/06/04  Grouse Rhyme With Louse 12/04/04  Ken Jennings Goes to Cuba 12/02/04  What is a Euphemism For Euphemism?
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