Just so we're clear on the concept, each item starts with an excerpt from a real news source.  That part is in bold.  The rest is, well, fake.  I mean, who would name an Undersecretary of State "John Bolton," anyway?
	January 2005 1/13/05  New CENTCOM Plan: Ring Iran's Doorbell, Set Iraq on Fire, Run 1/12/05  Bolton Out at State, But In Helm's heart Still 1/07/05  Gonzalez Meets His Memo
December 2004 12/20/04  Muskrat News Up For Sale 12/16/04  Martha Stewart Carves Glue Gun From Bar of Soap 12/15/04  French Build Bridge to 1940 12/13/04  I Fly To Close to the Sun, And My Wings Melt 12/10/04  There Are No Second Acts in American Gameshows 12/08/04  Prayer Re-Allowed in Schools, But Only During Exams 12/06/04  Grouse Rhyme With Louse 12/04/04  Ken Jennings Goes to Cuba 12/02/04  What is a Euphemism For Euphemism?
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